"I finally feel like I’ve found my place. And you know what? It’s right back where I started. But the difference is: this time I chose it."
- Z played by Woody Allen
"I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off."
- Z played by Woody Allen
"Sacrifice. To some, it is just a word. To others, it is a code."
- General Mandible played by Gene Hackman
"I’m insignificant, but with attitude."
- Z played by Woody Allen
"Don’t make my mistake, kid. Don’t follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself."
- Barbatus played by Danny Glover
"Labor? What do you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?"
- Bala played by Sharon Stone