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"It's this whole stupid capitalist system, you know? It's set up to heap rewards on the advantaged and the aggressive"
- Derek

"I'm attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it!"
- Thornton Melon

Back to School: Directed by Alan Metter. With Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, Burt Young, Keith Gordon. To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.