"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's
in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
- Carl Spackler played by Bill Murray
"My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. "
- Carl Spackler
"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia."
- Ty Webb played by Chevy Chase
"There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
- Ty Webb played by Chevy Chase
"He called me a baboon. He thinks I'm his wife."
- Al Czervik played by Rodney Dangerfield